Look at this shit

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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3liza

you gotta hand it to humans for creating Dog. what a cool animal. every time i look at this huge dopey carnivore that lives in my house without destroying my furniture, killing me or shitting everywhere i appreciate the millennia of work that went into turning a wild apex predator into this little guy who goes around with a squeaky rubber hamburger and looks at me when there are fireworks so i can say "its ok, dont worry about it", and his whole body relaxes and he says "harrumph" like a fifty year old man and gets comfortable again on the floor.

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falling-down-the-scroll-hole

Sound on!

"Clickrrrrrrr plonk plonk"

kittilumpo

"im not picking you up, you-"

*repeats the ring-tone again but twice"

"-you are not my phone! i am not-"

*aggressively repeats ringtone, bobbing wings, pouting in birb*

"im not picking you up!"

(not a transcript, i thought this scenrio was funny b/c like, what other reason is there to make a phone noise???)

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Although this is my favourite reblog, @regicide1997 is winning the tags so far IMO:
#quoth the raven: *windows startup noises*